The President Dispenses Paper Towels
The vote of the so called soccer mom proved invaluable to former President Bush. It, therefore, comes as no surprise that President Obama would want to court that same voting bloc by proving himself a valuable aid. Thanks to the Obama paper towel holder, the esteemed first citizen can help out right in the center of the family home – the kitchen. Now paper towels can be dispensed like government stimulus money. Heck, the government accounting offices probably already employ these with large rolls of money standing in for the paper towel. Your usage, of course, is completely up to you.
The Obama Paper Towel Holder is available from Etsy.com
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