Barack Obama Gets the Zortz Treatment
We seem to recall that, while on the campaign trail, then candidate Obama pledged to have greater oversight and transparency in his White House. In other words, he’s going to clean up the place. With the Barack Obama Zortz, you can start the clean up job yourself right in your home office. Once you get past the awkwardness of the President constantly staring at you with a creepy smirk on his face and looking over all that you do – and heck, that’s what big government is for – you can bask in the satisfaction of having all of your notes and papers properly organized. Or if you somehow don’t love the Prez, then you can look at is as having him as your puppet president in the compromised position of keeping all of your papers in his mouth.
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