Obama Condoms Gives Protection You Need
Insert any pun here you deem worthy. Maybe mix up the words election and erection. Or pot shot at the Fox News crowd by comparing them to a certain male body part sharing the same name as former President Nixon. I personally like to think that there’s some joke in there involving the secret service. Normally the secret service protects you but now you are protected during your secret service. Something like that. Now go share that with your friends while you’re pulling each others’ fingers. If you need one of these for later or if you’re just a collector of all things Obama then just head here. Get it? Head? Now we are all debased.
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