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Obama Freshens the Air in Your Clunker
Did you try to turn in your clunker only to find that the program had run out of money and you were foreced to keep your car? Fear not! There is an alternative plan to make your ride more bearable. Introducing the Barack Obama 3d air freshener. You’ll believe that you’re riding in a... »
The President Dispenses Paper Towels
The vote of the so called soccer mom proved invaluable to former President Bush. It, therefore, comes as no surprise that President Obama would want to court that same voting bloc by proving himself a valuable aid. Thanks to the Obama paper towel holder, the esteemed first citizen can help out right in the... »
Obama Brings Change – Of Clothes, That Is
No matter what challenges our Commander in Chief faces, you can help him dress the part with the Obamarama Mix’n'Match Magnetic Wardrobe from the Unemployed Philosophers Guild. Stick a magnetized rendition of the first citizen on your fridge and then dress him for any occasion. Hopefully there will be a few disguises... »
President Obama Gets Tee’d Off
Maybe you’re an ardent Barack Obama admirer and supporter and you dream of hitting the links Presidential style. Maybe you’re Rush Limbaugh and the image of the President is making you want to take up your golf club in more hostile ways. Either way, opportunity knocks! The folks at Cuff Crazy can have you... »
Start Your Morning With Obama (O’s)
If you aren’t seeing enough of the President first thing in the morning, then pull out a box of Obama O’s to super charge your day! We’re don’t know if it is as nutritiously balanced as another General-ly popular O’s cereal but if it isn’t, we’re sure the FDA will let us know. Until... »
Obama Administration Ready to Open up a Can!
Sometimes hostile foreign powers, political rivals or unfriendly news personalities leave a president no choice but to open up a can of whoop – you know what! The folks at Political Wobbles have the President covered. Don’t think that he can’t! »
Obama Blends Cultures Over Coffee
A rich blend of Hawaiian, Kenyan, and Indonesian. We may be speaking of the President or we might just be talking about the new blend of coffee served up by Kona Joe. If you notice the President nodding off at one of his staff meetings, just slip him a mug of Barrack O Blend. You... »
Collector’s Alert: Bo Obama Team-up Comic in Stores Today!
Remember when we told you that Bo Obama was making noise in the comics world? Well today is the day for you to storm your local comics and snap up a copy of Marvel’s Pet Avengers #3, which features a team up with the the little first poopmaker. “When Chris and I were putting the... »
Obama’s Trading Program is Topps
Have a Babe Ruth rookie card lying around that you want to get rid of? You can engage in some free trade and swap it for an exciting new card bearing the likeness of the Commander in Chief himself thanks to Topps. If you’re lucky, you may even score the President’s rare rookie card. »
President Obama Plays His Cards Right
Winning an election, stimulating the economy or staving off the onslaught of Fox News are no easy tasks. You have to play your cards right. Fortunately, Mr. Obama has 52 cards in his deck! Next time the country must agonize over whether to shake the hand of a notorious head of state or just... »
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