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Obama Waffles at the Breakfast Table

Pimp — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:08:46 +0000

Follow along. If you are constantly switching your stance on things, then you are a waffler. If you are a waffler, then you are a politician. If politicians are wafflers, than the biggest waffler of all must be the president. That seems to be the premise behind the Obama Waffles blog. To further make their point, the bloggsters have begun marketing their own real life waffle mix bearing the president’s name and image (well, the likeness in the image is questionable and sadly generic). So now when you pour over your morning blog and coffee you can enjoy a plate of waffles to go with it. What could be more American?!

Orange You Glad for Jones Soda

Pimp — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:04:22 +0000

As we sometimes do, we cast our glance backward to those happier days of yore. Yes. We’re talking inauguration 2009. Back then Barack Obama was the newly sworn Commander in Chief and while the economy had sunk to abysmal lows, everbody seemed to feel some cock-eyed sense of optimism. Hope was in the air and everyone was looking toward change. The folks at Jones Soda commemorated the new age with a limited edition flavor – Orange You Glad For Change Cola. A rich cola flavor with fresh orange overtones. Of course you couldn’t verify the quality and flavor of the product. If you cracked one open you’d destroy the collectable value. You’ll need those to one day pay for junior’s college or maybe some health care. Still, it made you wish that you were president and you had a soda flavored after you.
Good times!

Obama Looking a Little Fishy Thanks to Sushi Chef

Pimp — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:10:03 +0000

From Japan, word comes of pure sushi art by Ken Kawasumi of the Tokyo Sushi Academy. Tofugu and Inventorspot have reported on the quite elaborate spread created in honor of the president. No word on whether Mr. Obama had the pleasure of tasting the results of Mr. Kawasumi’s effort. Hopefully this won’t strain relations with Japan should that other party regain the presidency one day.

Ben & Jerry’s Tell the President, Yes Pecan!

Pimp — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 03:17:38 +0000

This one is a little past its freshness date but let’s take a look any way. We go all the way back to those halcyon days of January, 2009. Inauguration was in the air and those lefties of the northeast and purveyors of fine ice creams – Ben & Jerry’s – salute the nations newest lead lefty with a special flavor. Yes Pecan! Well, it wasn’t really a new flavor. They just renamed their butter pecan flavor. And it was only temporary. Just for January. Sheesh! Jerry Garcia got better treatment! But it was all for a good cause. Common Cause that is. Proceeds of sales of the flavor went to the Common Cause Education Fund. A win for everyone. Unless you don’t like butter pecan. Fox News probably doesn’t like butter pecan….

Obama Mints Less Money, Better Breath

Pimp — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 15:21:32 +0000

Sure, in this time of ~~free wheeling spending~~ economic stimulus we are all waiting for our ~~plateful of pork~~ opportunity. The more money rolling our way the better. But if you are a certain head of state, then you have many worries to contend with. Like how you are going to keep your breath fresh when you need to chat with the folks in congress. Now that worry is erased thanks to Obama Mints. Go ahead! Lean in close during those intense negotiations and feel the confidence of fresh minty breath. With that burden out of the way, the next ~~spending spree~~ stimulus program is just around the corner!

Obama Mints are from the folks at the Unemployed Philospher’s Guild.

Happy Birthday, Mr. President…

admin — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:12:03 +0000

…no. We didn’t say that all breathy and sexy while bursting out of a giant pile of icing.

But today is Barack Obama’s birthday. He’ s only 48 years young, a mere pup by presidential standards.

Lets all enjoy some birthday confections to honor the Main Man in Chief!

Thanks to ZillyCakes.com. YesWeCake.com and FXCakes.com

1240 Cupcakes from Zillycakes.com

YesWeCake.com

Horrifying Obama Cake from fxcakes.com