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Obama Zombie Sightings on the Rise

Thursday, October 29, 2009
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Obama Zombie Sightings on the Rise

Are there certain members of the political spectrum that are perhaps rubbing you the wrong way? No problem. Halloween is nigh upon us so why not give them a good old fashioned fright? What scares those right wing politicos more than anything else? That’s right. An Obama world. And what scares them even more... »

Obama Condoms Gives Protection You Need

Monday, October 5, 2009
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Obama Condoms Gives Protection You Need

Insert any pun here you deem worthy. Maybe mix up the words election and erection. Or pot shot at the Fox News crowd by comparing them to a certain male body part sharing the same name as former President Nixon. I personally like to think that there’s some joke in there involving the secret... »

Soap on a Rope Hope

Wednesday, September 23, 2009
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Soap on a Rope Hope

In this new era of hope and in the wake of our great financial meltdown, the order of the day has become greater accountability and transparency. Keeping it clean in other words. One entrepreneur over at etsy.com has just the thing we need. Hope on a Rope in the form of Barack Obama soap.... »

Barack Obama Rocks the Votive

Monday, September 21, 2009
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Barack Obama Rocks the Votive

There are those people who cynically, sneeringly refer to the President as Jesus or things of that sort. There are those people who enthusiastically refer to the President as Jesus or things of that sort. Those two camps can now express their deification of Mr. Obama through the miracle of the votive candle. Votive... »

Barack Obama Gets the Zortz Treatment

Monday, September 14, 2009
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Barack Obama Gets the Zortz Treatment

We seem to recall that, while on the campaign trail, then candidate Obama pledged to have greater oversight and transparency in his White House. In other words, he’s going to clean up the place. With the Barack Obama Zortz, you can start the clean up job yourself right in your home office. Once you... »

Barack Obama the Subject of Toilet Paper

Tuesday, September 1, 2009
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Barack Obama the Subject of Toilet Paper

We confess that we did not realize that there is a major industry out there producing novelty toilet paper rolls. Aparantly, though, there is. Which serves to remind that in America, anything is possible. Given that, it was inevitable that someone would express their admiration for Barack Obama by putting his image on a... »