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Obama Zombie Sightings on the Rise

Pimp — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:38:50 +0000

Are there certain members of the political spectrum that are perhaps rubbing you the wrong way? No problem. Halloween is nigh upon us so why not give them a good old fashioned fright? What scares those right wing politicos more than anything else? That’s right. An Obama world. And what scares them even more than that? Zombies! And what would scare them even more more than anything else?

Zombie Obama! It’s two great scares that scare great together!

Right wingers fear not. You can give your rebuttal with your own zombie operative.

Happy Haunting!

Obama Condoms Gives Protection You Need

Pimp — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:36:15 +0000

Insert any pun here you deem worthy. Maybe mix up the words election and erection. Or pot shot at the Fox News crowd by comparing them to a certain male body part sharing the same name as former President Nixon. I personally like to think that there’s some joke in there involving the secret service. Normally the secret service protects you but now you are protected during your secret service. Something like that. Now go share that with your friends while you’re pulling each others’ fingers. If you need one of these for later or if you’re just a collector of all things Obama then just head here. Get it? Head? Now we are all debased.

Soap on a Rope Hope

Pimp — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:10:07 +0000

In this new era of hope and in the wake of our great financial meltdown, the order of the day has become greater accountability and transparency. Keeping it clean in other words. One entrepreneur over at etsy.com has just the thing we need. Hope on a Rope in the form of Barack Obama soap. This fresh smelling confection of various oils and hydroxides comes in a purple hue that straddles both red and blue state sensiblilities. It’s just the thing you wanted to greet you in the shower.

We’ll take the artisan at their word that this is indeed the image of our Commander in Cheif and not just left over inventory from some earlier promo featuring Johnny Carson or Stan Laurel.

Barack Obama Rocks the Votive

Pimp — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:37:57 +0000

There are those people who cynically, sneeringly refer to the President as Jesus or things of that sort. There are those people who enthusiastically refer to the President as Jesus or things of that sort. Those two camps can now express their deification of Mr. Obama through the miracle of the votive candle. Votive candles are those drinking glass like vessels that are festooned with the images of saints or the Virgin Mary that adorn churches or the alters and shrines within the homes of the devout. The San Francisco area dealer of novelties called Just for Fun card and novelty shop is making these gifts for the faithful available although not without some outcry from the local religious community. We’re not sure if this is truly in bad taste but it probably would have been more respectable if they had made a version depicting the President as Superman – which we all know that he is.

Barack Obama Gets the Zortz Treatment

Pimp — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:39:52 +0000

We seem to recall that, while on the campaign trail, then candidate Obama pledged to have greater oversight and transparency in his White House. In other words, he’s going to clean up the place. With the Barack Obama Zortz, you can start the clean up job yourself right in your home office. Once you get past the awkwardness of the President constantly staring at you with a creepy smirk on his face and looking over all that you do – and heck, that’s what big government is for – you can bask in the satisfaction of having all of your notes and papers properly organized. Or if you somehow don’t love the Prez, then you can look at is as having him as your puppet president in the compromised position of keeping all of your papers in his mouth.

Your best bud is watching you!

Barack Obama the Subject of Toilet Paper

Pimp — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:02:54 +0000

We confess that we did not realize that there is a major industry out there producing novelty toilet paper rolls. Aparantly, though, there is. Which serves to remind that in America, anything is possible. Given that, it was inevitable that someone would express their admiration for Barack Obama by putting his image on a roll of toilet paper. The creator cautions, though, that this novelty is only for display as he cannot print an entire roll. We’re willing to bet that the Ann Coulters of the world would disagree and would gladly tear off a square to take a vicarious (s)wipe at the President.