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Barack Obama Gets the Zortz Treatment

Pimp — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:39:52 +0000

We seem to recall that, while on the campaign trail, then candidate Obama pledged to have greater oversight and transparency in his White House. In other words, he’s going to clean up the place. With the Barack Obama Zortz, you can start the clean up job yourself right in your home office. Once you get past the awkwardness of the President constantly staring at you with a creepy smirk on his face and looking over all that you do – and heck, that’s what big government is for – you can bask in the satisfaction of having all of your notes and papers properly organized. Or if you somehow don’t love the Prez, then you can look at is as having him as your puppet president in the compromised position of keeping all of your papers in his mouth.

Your best bud is watching you!

President Obama Skateboards to Freedom

Pimp — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:44:58 +0000

They were relentless. A mob in hot pursuit as I burst from the town hall being held right here at the capital building. Like something out of a Richard Lester movie. Were they adorers or critics? It was a hard day’s night and i needed some help. From my backpack I pulled out the presidential skateboard provided by the good Americans at Zazzle. I grinded my way down the railings of the capital steps and made for the mall. The mob was tenacious but I was hoping for a change. Kick, push. Kick, push. Kick, push. Coast. I made the Lincoln Memorial and mounted a forward kick flip over my fellow Illinoian. There I was. Hands reaching out to Abe’s beard. My feet and ‘Super-Obama’ custom deck facing the sky like Icarus. Gliding through space. And then I stick the landing.

Barack-In-The-Box Confounds, Delights

Pimp — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:25:25 +0000

Nothing celebrates hope and change more than the image of the President springing out of a box. We agree. That was a stretch. Okay. Complete nonsense. The folks at Pop Art Creations, though, want to combine their love for jack-in-the-boxes with the hot marketing opportunity of the moment, President Obama. Admittedly, the potential for mirth is great. Slip this under the nose of a nervous conservative and watch them jump out of their skin while the President jumps out at them. Stand back, though. They may exercise their second amendment rights at close range! Or perhaps you can load this up with money confetti and place it in front of your favorite liberal. When Mr. Obama pops up throwing money into the air you can watch the euphoria wash over them. The applications are endless!

We kind of prefer our Jack-In-The-Box deep fried and three for a buck.

If the President Walks Like a Rubber Duck, Quacks Like a Rubber Duck…

Pimp — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:25:08 +0000

We’ve heard of public officials ducking questions. And we are familiar with the lame duck politician. We certainly hope our leaders have their ducks in a row. Now, it would seem, the President has gone all rubber duck on we the people. The folks at CelebriDucks have designed a rubber duck in the image of President Obama himself to compliment their fine assortment of other celebrity ducks. Floating in the tub and quacking away never seemed so presidential.

For Barack Obama, Answers Are in the Cards

Pimp — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:10:52 +0000

When you are the president, the decisions you make will have a wide ranging effect on millions of Americans. Many are the questions and issues that beg your attention. Do we pull out of Iraq? What to do to get this medical insurance thing to fly? Do we go on Hannity and land the Obama haymaker right in his solar plexus? If you are the Commander in Chief, you’re probably wondering what would Obama do. Now you can navigate these harsh waters and have the answers you need with the Barack Obama Answer Card. You will be presidential while making those big decisions, employing the wisdom of that kid from Chicago.

Mr. President, should we continue on with this blog?

Joker Obama Redux

Pimp — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:06:40 +0000

Earlier we reported the existence of the Barack Obama as the Joker poster that was being pasted around Los Angeles and elsewhere. Now word comes that the folks at Hero Builders have created a limited edition Barack Obama Joker action figure. As reported by Fox 2 News Detroit, “Hero Builders is selling the action figures at fifty bucks a piece. Only two-thousand are being made…critics say President Obama and the Joker have one thing in common – both like to give away cash. The White House has no comment.” Give away cash? As in socialism? Just like the L.A. posters noted? Could the two be related? Are the posters not a political statement but rather just an advertising campaign? The plot thickens! Join us as details emerge. Same BARACKSploitation! time, same BARACKSploitation! channel!

Spumco’s John K Toys With Obama

Pimp — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 12:13:17 +0000

Many are the dolls, action figures, statues, etc. that have sprung up bearing the image of President Obama. None, however, come with the manic creativity of the Barack Obama Political Toy designed by John Kricfalusi for RFX Toys. Return to the campaign trail and see it all through the eyes and mind of the Ren & Stimpy creator including his take on John McCain and Hillary Clinton.

Obama Administration Going to the Dogs

Pimp — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:59:39 +0000

Don’t agree with the Barack Obama’s policies? Is the deficit too damn high for your level of comfort. No worry. Throw the President to the dogs. Thanks to Fat Cat Inc. you can let your canine pal make his own political statement. We have to wonder if Bo Obama has one of these.

Is Obama Becoming Bobbleheaded?

Pimp — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:28:33 +0000

Many may have used bobblehead to describe the previous administrator, but the latest product from Elect-A-Head points the finger right at the current President. Normally an honor for sports figures, bobblehead mania has added President Obama to it’s storied line up. Hopefully this status will not transfer to the decision making process at the executive level.

Man of Action

Pimp — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:48:59 +0000

Jailbreak Toys gives us the Barack Obama action figure.