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Happy Hall-Obama-ween!

Pimp — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:43:14 +0000

It’s here! The best holiday of the year! And it’s not even a government holiday. Yes, we’re talking Halloween. It’s a night when a veritable melting pot of creatures make their way to your door. Who knows, maybe some political personae will show up on the haunted stump trail. Until dusk arrives and the fun begins, we leave you with some of our favorite jack-o-lanterns via the Yes We Carve folks.

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T-Shirt Design of the Week: Halloween Edition

Pimp — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:10:21 +0000

If it’s Wednesday – or any day of a week that has a Wednesday in it – it must be time for T-Shirt Design of the Week. This one gives voice to the fears that the Obama administration is playing Robin Hood with the wealthy’s wealth.

T-shirt from Café Press.

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Obama Zombie Sightings on the Rise

Pimp — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:38:50 +0000

Are there certain members of the political spectrum that are perhaps rubbing you the wrong way? No problem. Halloween is nigh upon us so why not give them a good old fashioned fright? What scares those right wing politicos more than anything else? That’s right. An Obama world. And what scares them even more than that? Zombies! And what would scare them even more more than anything else?

Zombie Obama! It’s two great scares that scare great together!

Right wingers fear not. You can give your rebuttal with your own zombie operative.

Happy Haunting!

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T-Shirt Design of the Week 10-14

Pimp — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:05:07 +0000

If it’s Wednesday, it must be time for the new feature: T-Shirt Design of the Week. This one hearkening back to the campaign trail with candidate John McCain displaying that maverick attitude.

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Obama Waffles at the Breakfast Table

Pimp — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:08:46 +0000

Follow along. If you are constantly switching your stance on things, then you are a waffler. If you are a waffler, then you are a politician. If politicians are wafflers, than the biggest waffler of all must be the president. That seems to be the premise behind the Obama Waffles blog. To further make their point, the bloggsters have begun marketing their own real life waffle mix bearing the president’s name and image (well, the likeness in the image is questionable and sadly generic). So now when you pour over your morning blog and coffee you can enjoy a plate of waffles to go with it. What could be more American?!

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Orange You Glad for Jones Soda

Pimp — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:04:22 +0000

As we sometimes do, we cast our glance backward to those happier days of yore. Yes. We’re talking inauguration 2009. Back then Barack Obama was the newly sworn Commander in Chief and while the economy had sunk to abysmal lows, everbody seemed to feel some cock-eyed sense of optimism. Hope was in the air and everyone was looking toward change. The folks at Jones Soda commemorated the new age with a limited edition flavor – Orange You Glad For Change Cola. A rich cola flavor with fresh orange overtones. Of course you couldn’t verify the quality and flavor of the product. If you cracked one open you’d destroy the collectable value. You’ll need those to one day pay for junior’s college or maybe some health care. Still, it made you wish that you were president and you had a soda flavored after you.
Good times!

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Obama Condoms Gives Protection You Need

Pimp — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:36:15 +0000

Insert any pun here you deem worthy. Maybe mix up the words election and erection. Or pot shot at the Fox News crowd by comparing them to a certain male body part sharing the same name as former President Nixon. I personally like to think that there’s some joke in there involving the secret service. Normally the secret service protects you but now you are protected during your secret service. Something like that. Now go share that with your friends while you’re pulling each others’ fingers. If you need one of these for later or if you’re just a collector of all things Obama then just head here. Get it? Head? Now we are all debased.

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Soap on a Rope Hope

Pimp — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:10:07 +0000

In this new era of hope and in the wake of our great financial meltdown, the order of the day has become greater accountability and transparency. Keeping it clean in other words. One entrepreneur over at etsy.com has just the thing we need. Hope on a Rope in the form of Barack Obama soap. This fresh smelling confection of various oils and hydroxides comes in a purple hue that straddles both red and blue state sensiblilities. It’s just the thing you wanted to greet you in the shower.

We’ll take the artisan at their word that this is indeed the image of our Commander in Cheif and not just left over inventory from some earlier promo featuring Johnny Carson or Stan Laurel.

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Barack Obama Rocks the Votive

Pimp — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:37:57 +0000

There are those people who cynically, sneeringly refer to the President as Jesus or things of that sort. There are those people who enthusiastically refer to the President as Jesus or things of that sort. Those two camps can now express their deification of Mr. Obama through the miracle of the votive candle. Votive candles are those drinking glass like vessels that are festooned with the images of saints or the Virgin Mary that adorn churches or the alters and shrines within the homes of the devout. The San Francisco area dealer of novelties called Just for Fun card and novelty shop is making these gifts for the faithful available although not without some outcry from the local religious community. We’re not sure if this is truly in bad taste but it probably would have been more respectable if they had made a version depicting the President as Superman – which we all know that he is.

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Barack Obama Gets the Zortz Treatment

Pimp — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:39:52 +0000

We seem to recall that, while on the campaign trail, then candidate Obama pledged to have greater oversight and transparency in his White House. In other words, he’s going to clean up the place. With the Barack Obama Zortz, you can start the clean up job yourself right in your home office. Once you get past the awkwardness of the President constantly staring at you with a creepy smirk on his face and looking over all that you do – and heck, that’s what big government is for – you can bask in the satisfaction of having all of your notes and papers properly organized. Or if you somehow don’t love the Prez, then you can look at is as having him as your puppet president in the compromised position of keeping all of your papers in his mouth.

Your best bud is watching you!

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