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Obama Looking a Little Fishy Thanks to Sushi Chef

Pimp — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:10:03 +0000

From Japan, word comes of pure sushi art by Ken Kawasumi of the Tokyo Sushi Academy. Tofugu and Inventorspot have reported on the quite elaborate spread created in honor of the president. No word on whether Mr. Obama had the pleasure of tasting the results of Mr. Kawasumi’s effort. Hopefully this won’t strain relations with Japan should that other party regain the presidency one day.

Happy Birthday, Mr. President…

admin — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:12:03 +0000

…no. We didn’t say that all breathy and sexy while bursting out of a giant pile of icing.

But today is Barack Obama’s birthday. He’ s only 48 years young, a mere pup by presidential standards.

Lets all enjoy some birthday confections to honor the Main Man in Chief!

Thanks to ZillyCakes.com. YesWeCake.com and FXCakes.com

1240 Cupcakes from Zillycakes.com

YesWeCake.com

Horrifying Obama Cake from fxcakes.com

Start Your Morning With Obama (O’s)

Pimp — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:40:38 +0000

If you aren’t seeing enough of the President first thing in the morning, then pull out a box of Obama O’s to super charge your day! We’re don’t know if it is as nutritiously balanced as another General-ly popular O’s cereal but if it isn’t, we’re sure the FDA will let us know. Until then enjoy the handy work of the promoters behind AirBed & Breakfast.

And if your viewpoint is a little more Fox news, might we suggest you put a maverick in your morning!

Obama Blends Cultures Over Coffee

Pimp — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:16:14 +0000

A rich blend of Hawaiian, Kenyan, and Indonesian. We may be speaking of the President or we might just be talking about the new blend of coffee served up by Kona Joe. If you notice the President nodding off at one of his staff meetings, just slip him a mug of Barrack O Blend.

You can even serve up your hot new blend in a nice commemorative coffee mug sporting the Commander in Chief’s image. Then be sure to tell everyone in your klatch of your exploits.